19 marzo 2005

mafalda dixit

La escuincla argentina del cabello esponjoso nos legó (autoría de Quino, por supuesto) una frase sin desperdicio:
Nadie es buen Sherlock Holmes de sí mismo

En efecto, nadie a quien le interese investigar aspectos ocultos de su propia personalidad, hacer un autoanálisis o simplemente comprender uno de sus más recónditos miedos puede elegir a un investigador peor que su propia psique. Es simple, la psique siempre estará viciada, parcializada por factores tan diversos como el amor propio, la vanidad, el egocentrismo y un sinfín de estupideces de esas de las que ninguno está exento. El resultado, por supuesto, será en casos normales que la investigación arroje halagadores resultados, filtrados -claro está- por todo lo anteriormente mencionado. Peor aún cuando uno tenga ya una pobre visión de su persona y realice la investigación con afanes de mejora. Craso error, encontrará todavía más defectos y deyecciones de las que creía conocer.

Es recomendable entonces no meterse en ese embrollo. Mejor, si usted tiene alguna duda sobre si es un miserable y vomitivo infeliz, pregúnteme, yo se lo confirmaré. Si usted duda de su belleza interna o externa, hágamelo saber, yo le diré que esta es tan insignificante como un pelo en las nalgas de Ari Telch. En resumen, déjeme a mí juzgarle y condenarle, aún con mi desgraciadez, mi cinismo y mis corrosivos comentarios, lo haré mejor que usted.

En las noticias locales, hoy no pinta nada bien, a excepción de la tarde futbolera parece que las horas vespertinas serán aburridas como la voz de Sarmiento. Todo mundo ya ha emigrado o está en proceso de dirigirse a sus respectivos terruños o a buscar playita, por lo que la ciudad se va quedando desierta. No me quejo.

En los deportes, mi equipo volvió a perder, esta vez 6-1, me queda el consuelo de que yo no jugué porque programaron el juego muy tarde. Como ya dije, hoy hay futbol de la liga mexicana, me compraré un bonche de botanas y soda y me regodearé en la pereza mientras veo sudar como cerdos a la bola de weyes.

Queda usted informado, como decía algún buen presentador de noticias (o no tan bueno, pues no me acuerdo ni de su nombre)

13 comentarios:

VERDETTE dijo...

A ver pues, en nombre de Batio, me confieso: dudo de mi belleza literaria, Oh hermano.
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saludos silenciosos

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* Microburst technology operates on existing cellular networks to send and receive data packets, tapping into unused channels on the back side of standard cell frequencies.

* The GPS satellites then locate and communicate with the Millennium Plus transceiver on board your vehicle, which exchanges information on location and speed, as well as executing any commands you've sent.

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